If you’re anything like me, (it’s okay if you don’t want to admit it) you’ve found yourself up at 3:30 am watching infomercials.  Insomnia always makes you hit a point where you think that you really do need the Magic Bullet, and good Lord, how have you been going so long without liquefying all of your meals?  You’re ready to charge your low-limit credit card when you realise that your phone is at the other end of your studio apartment.  You have exactly 30 seconds to get three Bullets for the price of one, when you trip over your Snuggie in a panic and die.  You would have avoided this macabre situation had you simply had this brilliant notepad.  Reusing your coworkers useless printed-out e-mails (does anyone read their printed out e-mails?) and failed term papers, you too can make this kind-of-ugly but totally-useful-for-jotting-down-1800-numbers notepad.

You will need:

• Stack of one-sided use paper (found in most office paper bins)
  
• pH neutral PVA [professional quality adhesive (found at specialty paper stores and creepy scrapbooking boutiques)]
• 2+ large binder clips
  
• scissors, paper guillotine OR rotary paper cutter
• old cereal box

Time: 10 minutes